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Flakes (Zappa Frank)

		F#m E  
THEY DON'T DO NO GOOD  
E D  
THEY NEVER BE WORKIN  
D F#m E  
WHEN THEY OUGHTA SHOULD  
E C#m  
THEY WASTE YOUR TIME  
D Bm  
THERE WASTIN MINE  
G#m  
CALIFORNIA GOT THE MOST OF THEM  
F#m  
BOY THEY GOT A HOST OF THEM  
 
[CHORUS]  
E A B  
SWEAR TO GOD THEY GET THE MOST  
AT EVERY BUSINESS ON THE COAST  
SWEAR TO GOD THEY GET THE MOST  
AT EVERY BUSINESS ON THE COAST  
 
THEY GOT THE FLAKES  
 
FLAKES! FLAKES!  
F#m E  
THEY CAN'T FIX YER BRAKES  
E D  
YOU ASK THEM "WHERE'S MY MOTOR?"  
D F#m E  
WELL IT WAS EATEN SNAKES  
E C#m  
YOU CAN STAB AN SHOOT AN SPIT  
D Bm  
BUT THEY WONT BE FIXIN IT  
G#m  
THERE LYIN AND LAZY  
F#m  
THEY CAN BE DRIVIN YOU CRAZY  
 
[CHORUS]  
TAKE IT AWAY BOB!!!  
D Em  
I ASKED AS NICE AS I COULD  
 
 
D  
IF MY JOB WOULD  
G A B  
SOMEHOW BE FINISHED BY FRIDAY  
D Em  
WELL THE WHOLE DAMN WEEKEND  
Em  
CAME AND WENT FRANKIE  
D  
AN THEY DIDN'T DO NOTHING  
G A B  
BUT THEY CHARGED ME DOUBLE FOR SUNDAY  
D Em  
YOU KNOW NO MATTER WHAT YOU DO  
D  
THEY GONNA CHEAT AN ROB YOU  
G A  
THEN THEY'LL SEND YOU A BILL  
A B  
THAT'LL GET YOU SENSES REELING  
D Em  
AND IF YOU DO NOT PAY  
D  
THEY GOT COMPUTER COLLECTORS  
G A  
THAT'LL GET YOU SO CRAZY  
B  
TIL YOU HEAD'LL GO THROUGH THE CEILING  
YES IT WILL  
 
E A B, E A B...ETC  
 
E Eaug3rd E  
I'M A MORON AN THIS IS MY WIFE  
SHE FROSTING A CAKE WITH A PAPER KNIFE  
ALL WHAT WE GOT HERE'S AMERICAN MAKE  
IT'S A LITTLE BIT CHEESEY  
BUT ITS NICELY DISPLAYED  
WELL WE DON'T GET EXCITED WHEN IT  
CRUMBLES AND BREAKS  
WE JUST GET ON THE PHONE AND CALL SOME FLAKES  
THEY RUSH ON OVER AND BREAK IT SOME MORE  
AND WE ARE SO DUMB THERE LINING UP AT OUR DOOR  
E  
WELL THE TOILET WENT CRAZY  
A B  
YESTERDAY AFTERNOON  
E A B  
THE PLUMBER HE SAYS NEVER FLUSH A TAMPOON  
 
 
E A B  
THIS GREAT INFO COST ME HALF A WEEKS PAY  
E  
AND THE TOILET BLEW UP  
A B  
LATER ON THE NEXT DAY  
BLEW UP THE NEXT DAY  
 
E D E D E D ETC..  
 
WE ARE MILLION AN MILLIONS  
WERE COMING TO GET YOU  
WERE PROTECTED BY UNIONS  
SO DON'T LET IT UPSET YOU  
CANT ESCAPE THE CONCLUSION  
ITS PROBABLY GOD'S WILL  
THAT CIVILIZATION  
WILL GRIND TO A STANDSTILL  
AND WE ARE THE PEOPLE  
WHO WILL MAKE IT ALL HAPPEN  
WHILE YER CHILDREN IS SLEEPIN  
YER PUPPY IS CRAPPIN  
YOU MIGHT CALL US FLAKES  
OR SOMETHING ELSE YOU MIGHT COIN US  
BUT WE KNOW YOU'RE SO GREEDY  
THAT YOU'LL PROBABLY JOIN US  
 
WERE COMING TO GET YOU, WERE  
COMING TO GET YOU