Capo 4 D G D Em An old man turned ninety-eight D G D Em He won the lottery and died the next day D G D Em Its a black fly in your Chardonnay D G D Em Its a death row pardon two minutes too late D G D Em Isnt it ironic ... dont you think Chorus: D G D Em Its like rain on your wedding day D G D Em Its a free ride when youve already paid D G D Em Its the good advice that you just didnt take F C D Who wouldve thought ... it figures D G D Em Mr. Play It Safe was afraid to fly D G D Em He packed his suitcase and kissed his kids good-bye D G D Em He waited his whole damn life to take that flight D G And as the plane crashed down he thought D Em " Well isnt this nice ... " D G D Em And isnt it ironic ... dont you think Chorus: D G D Em Its like rain on your wedding day D G D Em Its a free ride when youve already paid D G D Em Its the good advice that you just didnt take F C D Who wouldve thought ... it figures Cmaj7 D Well life has a funny way of sneaking up on you Cmaj7 D When you think everythings okay and everythings going right Cmaj7 D And life has a funny way of helping you out when Cmaj7 You think everythings gone wrong and everything blows up D In your face D G D Em А traffic jam when youre already late D G D Em А no-smoking sign on your cigarette break D G D Em Its like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife D G Its meeting the man of my dreams D Em And then meeting his beautiful wife D G D Em And isnt it ironic ... dont you think D G D Em А little too ironic ... and yeah I really do think ... Chorus: D G D Em Its like rain on your wedding day D G D Em Its a free ride when youve already paid D G D Em Its the good advice that you just didnt take F C D Who wouldve thought ... it figures Cmaj7 D Life has a funny way of sneaking up on you Cmaj7 D Cmaj7 Life has a funny, funny way --- of helping you out Helping you out