Intro: Am7 D }x2 Am7 Oh. My. God. (Fuck it!) D Am7 Oh. My. God! (Fuck it!) D Am7 They dont play the song on the radio D They dont show the tits on the video Am7 They dont know that we are the media D They dont know that we start the mania Am7 Your Eyes dont want to see what Im making you D Your ass is off its seat and Im shaking you Am7 Walking down the street Im the lady ah - D Showing off my Map of Tasmania! Am7 Oh. My. God. (Fuck it!) D Showin' off my Map of Tasmania! Am7 Oh. My. God! (Fuck it!) D Showin' off my Map of Tasmania! Am7 Soft and sweet and shaped like a triangle D Some girls want no shape and they shave it all Am7 Thats so whack, it hurts with the stubble D Walking round and look like an eight-year-old Am7 I say grow that shit like a jungle D Give em something strong to hold onto Am7 Let it fly in the open wind D If it get too bushy, you can trim Am7 Oh. My. God. (Fuck it!) D Showin' off my Map of Tasmania! Am7 Oh. My. God! (Fuck it!) D Showin' off my Map of Tasmania! Am7 They dont play the song on the radio D They dont show the tits on the video Am7 They dont know that we are the media D They dont know that we start the mania Am7 You Eyes dont want to see what Im making you D Your ass is off its seat and Im shaking you Am7 Walking down the street Im the lady ah - D Showing off my Map of Tasmania