Ukulele Anthem (Amanda Palmer)

		
    C                                     C7  
Sid Vicious played a four-string Fender bass guitar 
and couldnt sing  
      Fsus2                    G7sus4            G7  
And everybody hated him except the ones who loved him  
    C                            C7   
А  ukulele has four strings, but Sid did not play ukulele    
 Fsus2                                G7sus4           G7   
He did smack and probably killed his girlfriend Nancy Spungen  
  
Verse: 
    C                       C7   
If only Sid had had a ukulele, maybe he could have been happy  
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Maybe he would not have suffered such a sad end  
    C                                    C7   
He maybe would have not done all that heroin instead  
            Fsus2                            G7sus4  G7   
He maybe wouldve sat around just singing nice songs 
to his girlfriend  
  
Chorus: 
    C                                 C7   
So play your favorite cover song, especially if the words are wrong
      Fsus2                          G7sus4              G7   
Cos even if your grades are bad, it doesnt mean youre failing  
 C                                   C7   
Do your homework with a fork and eat your fruit loops in the dark  
      Fsus2                                G7sus4        G7   
And bring your etch-a-sketch to work and play your ukulele  
  
Bridge: 
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Ukulele small and forceful, ukulele, brave and peaceful  
 C                         Fsus2  
You can play the ukulele too it is painfully simple  
 Fsus2                     G7  
Play your ukulele badly, play your ukulele loudly  
 Bb6  
Ukulele banish evil, ukulele save the people, 
  
Ukulele gleaming golden on the top of every steeple  
  
Verse: 
 C                                C7   
Lizzie borden took an axe, and gave her mother forty whacks  
        Fsus2                          G7sus4     G7   
Then gave her father forty-one, and left a tragic puzzle  
    C                          C7   
If only they had given her an instrument, those puritans  
       Fsus2                            G7sus4              G7   
Had lost the plot completely, see what happens when you muzzle  
  
Verse: 
     C                       C7   
А persons creativity and do not let them sing and scream  
      Fsus2                                G7sus4    G7   
And nowadays its worse cause kids have automatic handguns 
    C                                   C7   
It takes about an hour to teach someone to play the ukulele  
   Fsus2                           G7sus4           G7   
About same to teach someone to build a standard pipe bomb 
you do the math-s- 
  
Chorus: 
    C                                 C7   
So play your favorite cover song, especially if the words are wrong
      Fsus2                          G7sus4              G7   
Cos even if your grades are bad, it doesnt mean youre failing  
 C                                   C7   
Do your homework with a fork and eat your fruit loops in the dark  
      Fsus2                                G7sus4        G7   
And bring your etch-a-sketch to work and play your ukulele  
  
Bridge: 
 Fsus2                    G7   
Ukulele, thing of wonder, ukulele, wand of thunder 
 C                         Fsus2  
You can play the ukulele too in London and down under  
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Play Joan Jett, and play Jacques Brel and Eminem and Neutral Milk 
 Bb6  
Tell the children crush the hatred, play your ukulele naked    
If anybody tries to steal your ukulele, let them take it  
  
Verse: 
 C                             C7   
Imagine theres no music, imagine there are no songs  
          Fsus2                           G7sus4      G7   
Imagine that John Lennon wasnt shot in front of his apartment  
        C                                C7            Fsus2  
Now imagine if John Lennon had composed Imagine for the ukulele  
                          G7sus4       G7   
Maybe people would have truly got the message  
  
Verse: 
      C                                 C7   
You may think my approach is simple-minded and nave  
      Fsus2                                  G7sus4   G7   
Like if you want to change the world then why not quit 
and feed the hungry  
      C                          C7   
But people for millennia have needed music to survive  
      Fsus2                             G7sus4       G7   
And thats why Ive promised John that I will not feel guilty  
  
Verse: 
     C                                    C7   
So play your favorite Beatles song and make the subway fall in love
         Fsus2              G7sus4     G7   
Theyre only .95, that isnt lots of money  
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Play until the sun comes up and play until your ngers suffer  
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Play LCD Soundsystem songs on your ukulele  
  
Verse: 
 C                                  C7   
Quit the bitching on your blog and stop pretending art is hard  
      Fsus2                             G7sus4         G7   
Just limit yourself to three chords and do not practice daily  
        C                                    C7   
Youll minimize some strangers sadness with a piece of wood 
and plastic  
 Fsus2                    G7sus4     G7   
Holy xxxx its so fantastic, playing ukulele  
  
Verse: 
 C                                    C7   
Eat your homework with a fork and do your fruit loops in the dark  
      Fsus2  
And bring your etch-a-sketch to work, your ask of jack, 
your vibrator  
your fear of heights, your nikon lens  
  
Verse: 
       C                                    C7   
Your mom and dad, your disco stick, your soundtrack 
from Karate Kid  
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Your ginsu knives, your rosary, your new Rebecca Black  cd   
        C                                    C7   
Your favorite room, your bowie knife, your stuffed giraffe, 
your new glass eye  
       Fsus2                                G7sus4      G7   
Your sousaphone, your breakfast tea, your Nick Drake tapes, 
your giving tree  
       C                                       C7   
Your ice cream truck, your missing wife, your will to live, 
your urge to cry  
    Fsus2                                          C  
Remember were all going to die so play your ukulele
	

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