[Verse 1] C# G# Do you have the time A#m Fm To listen to me whine F# C# G# About nothing and everything, all at once? C# G# I Am one of those A#m Fm Melodramatic fools F# C# G# Neurotic to the bone, no doubt about it [Chrous] F# G# C# Sometimes I give myself the creeps F# G# C# Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me F# G# It all keeps adding up C# Cm A#m I think I'm cracking up F# G# C# Am I just paranoid or Am I just stoned? [Verse 2] C# G# I went to a shrink A#m Fm To analyze my dreams F# C# G# She said it's lack of sex that's bringing me down C# G# I went to a whore A#m Fm He said my life's a bored F# C# G# So quit my whining cause its bringing her down [Chrous] F# G# C# Sometimes I give myself the creeps F# G# C# Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me F# G# It all keeps adding up C# Cm A#m I think I'm cracking up F# G# C# Am I just paranoid? Yeah Yeah Yeah [Bridge] F# G# Grasping to control C# So I better hold on [Chrous] F# G# C# Sometimes I give myself the creeps F# G# C# Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me F# G# It all keeps adding up C# Cm A#m I think I'm cracking up F# G# C# Am I just paranoid? Or Am I just stoned? C# Am I just stoned? Am I just sto-o-oned?