Capo on 3 Intro: Am G F E Am And theres a heartache and a memory G F E Am and just a tear or two, In a broken-hearted lovers stew Dm There are nine carrots to remind me of the ring I bought for you G C Some mint for all the crazy things that we mint to do Am Dm А lettuce, cause your Mum and Dad would not lettuce alone Bb C E I wont put in the truffles, youve got truffles of your own Am G An artichoke for the hearty jokes your father used to tell F E And as he was a Welshman well have a leek as well Dm Am And your cousin, the religious one, so sanctimonious E For him some loafs and fishes cause thats all he ever does Chorus: Am G And theres a heartache and a memory and just a tear or two, F E C in a broken-hearted lovers stew Am Dm Theres a radish cause you kept repeating that your love was true G C А beetroot for the way I said that Id beetroot to you Am Dm Some shallots for the time I said I love you such shallot Bb G C E Some capers to remind me of what up to which we got Am G А turnip for the way you always used to turnip late F E А melon for the melon-choly way I used to wait Dm Am А chilli for how I felt while I waited for you E And a marrow to remind me of what I was frozen to Am G And theres a heartache and a memory and just a tear or two, F E Am in a broken-hearted lovers stew Dm Theres a swede to remind me of the man you left for me G C An egg because you used to egg me on incessantly Am Dm And your little baby brother, what a messy little kid Bb C For him some wine and water, cause thats all he ever did Am G F Oh I was fond of Olives and you liked Herbs I know, E I gave up seeing Olive but Herb didnt want to go Dm Am So for the man who won you there is one thing I must do E Am For him some sage and onions cause he wants stuffing too G And theres a heartache and a memory and just a tear F E or two in a broken-hearted lovers stew