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Straight White Man (Bo Burnham)

		Intro: D  Bm  A  G | D  Bm  A  G  Gm  
 
Verse 1:
 D        Bm              A         G  
Walking around, I've got no one to talk to 
 D           Bm           A          G  
There's everyone, and then there's just me 
 D          Bm                A              G  
If I could change, don't you think that I'd do it 
 D        Bm            A          G  
God only knows why he cursed me to be 
  Gm  
a straight white male 
 
Bridge: 
 Bm  
I state my problems 
      F#               G  
other people roll their eyes 
 Bm  
Three trips to the mall 
         F#         G  
and zero khakis in my size 
 Bm  
I've never been the victim 
      F#               G  
of a random search for drugs 
    D                 Bm  
But you can't say my life is easy 
 G                    A          D  
until you've walked a mile in my UGGs 
 
Chorus:
 G        A     D                G          A       D  
Straight white male, I know the road looks tough ahead 
 F#  
The women want rights 
    Bm         G  
The gays want kids 
 Gm  
Can't you just leave us alone? 
And also, no, to the things you asked for 
 
D  Bm  A  G  
D  Bm  A  G  Gm  
 
Verse 2:
 D          Bm             A       G  
Everyone thinks that I've got it easy 
 D                Bm            A              G  
Just 'cause it's true, doesn't mean that it's right 
 D             Bm        A              G  
So pull up a chair, and put down your pitchfork 
 D          Bm                A          G  
Give me a chance to show you what it's like 
        Gm  
to be a straight white male 
 
Bridge 2:
 Bm  
The churches never made me 
     F#            G  
Feel ashamed of who I am 
 Bm  
But I get e-mails from Netflix 
            F#              G  
that g-mail doesn't mark as spam 
 Bm  
My country's Constitution was 
     F#            G  
hand-written by my race 
        D                 Bm  
But my wife bought me the brand new iPhone 
 G       A            D  
with an iPod Touch's case (it doesn't fit that phone) 
 
Chorus:
 G        A     D                G          A       D  
Straight white male, I know the road looks tough ahead 
 F#  
The women want rights 
    Bm          G  
The blacks want not to be called the blacks 
 Gm  
Can't you just leave us alone? 
     F#  
And also, no, to the things you asked for 
Nooooooo 
 
G  F#  Bm (x6) 
 
Chorus:
 G         A    D                 G          A     D  
Straight white male, I know the road looks tough ahead 
    F#  
The women want rights 
     Bm           G  
The African-Ameri-it doesn't work for the rhythm of this song 
   Gm  
We used to have all the money and land 
We still do but it's not as fun now