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I'm Gonna Hire A Wino To Decorate Our Home (David Frizzell)

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I came crawling home last night like many nights before 
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I finally made it to my feet as she opened up the door 
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And she said you're not gonna do this anymore 
  
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She said I'm gonna hire a wino to decorate our home 
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So you'll feel more at ease here and you won't have to roam 
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We'll take out the dining room table and put a bar along that wall 
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And a neon sign to point the way to our bathroom down the hall 
  
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She said just bring your Friday paycheck and I'll cash them 
all right here 
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And I'll keep on tap for all your friends their favorite kinds
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of beer 
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And for you I'll always keep in stock those soft aluminum cans 
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And when you're feeling macho you can crush them like a man 
  
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She said we'll rip out all the carpet and put sawdust on the floor 
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Serve hard boiled eggs and pretzels and I won't cook no more 
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There'll be Monday night football on T.V. above the bar 
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And a pay phone in the hallway when your friends can't find 
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their car 
  
repeat #2 
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She said you'll get friendly service and for added atmosphere 
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I'll slip on something sexy and I'll cut it clear to here 
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Then you can slap my bottom every time you tell a joke 
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Just as long as you keep tipping well I'll laugh until 
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you're broke 
  
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She said instead of family quarrels we'll have a bar-room brawl 
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When the Hamms bear says its closing time you won't have
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far to crawl 
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And when you run out of money you'll have me to thank 
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You can sleep it off next morning when I'm putting it in the bank 
  
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She said I'm gonna hire a wino to decorate our home 
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So you can feel more at ease here and you won't have to roam 
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When you and your friends get off from work and have 
a powerful thirst 
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There won't be any reason why you can't stop off here first