Intro: C C3 (x4) Cadd9 Em7 Cadd9 (x2) G D Home alone the other night I got to drinkin and a thinkin Am C Bout the women of this old world G Well Ive known quite a few but between me and you Am C I aint never met the perfect girl G D They either aint that fun, or way too young Am C or they aint gotta like of sense G D I dont know if she exists but Im making up a list Am C that Im checkin em all against D Well shes gotta be 5 foot 11, smells like heaven G G/F# Em C She was born in 86 or maybe 87 she got, G D full intentions of getting her Ph.D C D She got a big ole dually, a countryfied booty G G/F# Em Shes a certified bonafide cold blooded cutie Am D If anybody knows where the perfect girl might be G wont you tell her bout me C G wont you tell her bout me I dont mean to sound picky but relationships are tricky and Im lookin for a perfect fit I wanna smoking hot honey with a whole lotta money whose favorite thing is sharing it Well you cant really miss her hell she may be your sister but whoever she might be Youd be a real life saver if you'd do me one favor and put in a good word for me Shes gotta be 5 foot 11, smells like heaven, she measures 36-24-37 She got full intentions of financially supporting me She got a big ole dually, a countryfied booty And she dont get mad when I watch dirty movies If anybody knows where the perfect girl might be wont you tell her bout me Am C You can tell her that Im all alone G C D and to call me if she would Am C G C D You can tell anything, as long as its all good But shes gotta be 5 foot 11, smells like heaven lets me do what I want to 24/7 She got, full intentions of letting me be me And you know she got a big ole dually, a countryfied booty And she thinks cleanin house is a womens duty If anybody knows where the perfect girl might be Wont you tell her bout me