Intro: D G G G G I got friends that are hard to refuse. D Theres Bud and theres Miller and theres Jack Daniels too. Let's not forget Cuervo, hes long been my hero, G Theres Becks and Corona to name but a few The sauce is my saviour, despite my behaviour D Its hard to resist a good brew. But if I can get sober, Ill drag myself over G And well raise just a small glass or two Chorus: C G My livers been battered and bruised, D G My head is all messed up and I'm so confused. C G Tomorrow I'll give up the booze. D If I can get sober I'll drag myself over, G And pick up a 6-pack and drink it with you. I couldn't drink more if I tried, So how come each morning my mouth is so dry? It got me to thinkin, if I stopped my drinkin Would I be a more reasonable guy? Some say stayin sober is like playin poker; We all know well lose in the end. Its true I'm no winner, I'm a miserable sinner, Aint a lifestyle that I recommend Repeat Chorus The doctor said, Son heres the deal - Your condition is one thats unlikely to heal. I admire your style boy, but you live in denial boy. I suggest you abandon your automobile. Chorus 3: My livers been battered and bruised My head is all messed up and I'm so confused Tomorrow I'll give up the booze If I can get sober Ill drag my ass over, And pick up a 6-pack and drink it with you. When I get my car back, I'll pick up a 6-pack, And drive myself over and drink it with you.