D A D C Oh me name is Dick Darby Im a cobbler I served me time at Old Camp D G D A D Some call me an old agitator But now Im resolved to repent D A D With me ing-twing of an ing-thing of an i-doh C With me ing-twing of an ing-thing of an i-day D G D With me roo boo boo, roo boo boo randy A D And me lap stone keeps beating away D A D Now me Father was hung for sheep stealing C Me Mother was burned for a witch D G D A D Me Sisters a dandy house keeper And Im a mechanical switch D A D With me ing-twing of an ing-thing of an i-doh C With me ing-twing of an ing-thing of an i-day D G D With me roo boo boo, roo boo boo randy A D And me lap stone keeps beating away D A D C My brother's a poor missionary He saves fallen women from sin D G D A D He'll save you a blond for a guinea My God how the money rolls in D A D With me ing-twing of an ing-thing of an i-doh C With me ing-twing of an ing-thing of an i-day D G D With me roo boo boo, roo boo boo randy A D And me lap stone keeps beating away D A D Ah, its forty long years I have travelled C All by the contents of me pack D G D A D Me hammers, me awls and me pinchers I carry them all on me back D A D With me ing-twing of an ing-thing of an i-doh C With me ing-twing of an ing-thing of an i-day D G D With me roo boo boo, roo boo boo randy A D And me lap stone keeps beating away D A D Oh, me wife she is humpy, shes lumpy C Me wife shes the devil, shes black D G D And no matter what I may do with her A D Her tongue it goes clickety-clack D A D With me ing-twing of an ing-thing of an i-doh C With me ing-twing of an ing-thing of an i-day D G D With me roo boo boo, roo boo boo randy A D And me lap stone keeps beating away D A D It was early one fine summers morning C А little before it was day D G D I dipped her three times in the river A D And carelessly bade her Good Day! D A D With me ing-twing of an ing-thing of an i-doh C With me ing-twing of an ing-thing of an i-day D G D With me roo boo boo, roo boo boo randy A D And me lap stone keeps beating away