Intro: G - A Verse: G - A Now it serves my evil purpose just to see her Though I know now what she says is untrue And the things she makes me count But, for the record, count me out honey harder baby! thats what she screamed Now she makes me wait beneath the cloud of darkness Like a lover in despair, I thank you For the things you made me see All through the madness You taught me well, forget your wedding bells F - E Ah, shes so uncool G - A G - A Shes the loneliness that hangs beneath your cradle Though you know that what I say it aint true Well the gift I gave today dont really matter Its the clothes she wears, And the way she swears F - E Ah, shes so uncool Ah, shes so uncool Ah, shes so uncool