D A I wouldn't be so alone E F#m The they knew my name in every home D A Kevin Spacey would call on the phone Hm ~ G But I'd be too busy D A Come back to the old ville and dine E F#m Cameron Diaz give me a sign D A I'd make you smile all the time G~Em Hm H Your conversation would compliment mine C G D I will talk and Hollywood will listen C G D See them bow and my every word C H Em~D~C Mr Spielberg look just what you're missing G F Doesn't that seem a little obsurd Am Bow at my every word D A E F#m D A Hm G D A Buy up the rights to my book E F#m Live on a ranch from what the box office took D A I'll go and visit the set G They'll call me their saviour D A All the peoples will scorn celebrity E F#m Lives on the moon D A But, I'll be back home in June Hm H To promote the sequel C G D I will talk and Hollywood will listen C G D See them bow and my every word C H Em~D~C Mr. Spielberg look just what you're missing G F Doesn't that seem a little obsurd Am Bow at my every word