The Ballad of Hollywood Jack and the Rage Cage (Tenacious D)

		
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This is the ballad of Hollywood Jack and the Rage Cage 
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Nothing could stop them when Jables and Rage hit the stage 
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And Hollywood Jack hit the big time and when to make movies 
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Rage Kage was left far behind in the dust of his dreams 
 
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And he grumbled and growled and watched Hollywood Jack on Jay Leno 
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He bellowed and said he'd be nothing without help from Kage 
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He burned up the photos of Jables and Kage doing mushrooms 
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"Fuck him, I don't need no Hollywood jack anyway" 
 
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So Hollywood Jack lived up high on a hill in a bubble 
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And Rage Kage lived deep in the broiling valley below 
 
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Yes, the rage Kage bubbled with rage 
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He looked at the ground 
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And he looked on the stage 
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The lava was throwing 
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And boiling inside the old Kage 
 
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As Hollywood Jack climbed the ladder of stardom before him 
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He watched as his indie credentials flew right out the door 
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He'd make millions and then he'd go out and he'd make even more 
millions 
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He'd screen KG's calls and snort coke of the ass of a whore 
 
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No one respected him 
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They just rejected him 
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No one would represent Kage 
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Left on the streets of his dreams 
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he would cry, and he'd rage for the stage 
Ahahaaa 
 
Flute Solo: Am  F  G | E7 }x4 
 
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Then Hollywood Jack got a message that Kage was in trouble 
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They sent Kage away cause he had gone completely insane 
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So Hollywood Jack jumped upon a jetplane and flew all 
that night through the rain 
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To be with his friend to see what remained of his brain 
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Then Hollywood Jack told the doctors: "You got to retrieve him!" 
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You've got the technology, use the techniques of your trade 
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He grabbed their lapels and he screamed "BY GOD YOU MUST SAVE HIM!" 
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Because Rage Kage and I; can't you see that were one and the same! 
Aaaah! 
 
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RAGE KAGE! 
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OH RAGE KAGE! 
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There'd be magic inside that old name 
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And you know, 
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yes you know 
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When you're going completely insane 
 
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Oh Rage Kage! 
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Oh Rage Kage! 
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Oh the lion will roar once again 
 
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And you know 
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Yes you know 
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When you're going completely insane 
 
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Nothing and no one could harm the old Rage Kage again, 
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Nothing and no one could harm the old Rage Kage again, 
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Nothing and no one could harm the old Rage Kage again, 
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Nothing and no one could harm the old Rage Kage again, 
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Nothing and no one could harm the old Rage Kage again, 
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Hollywood Jack and the Rage Kage were out once again.
	

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