Verse 1: G I aint got no job, aint got no money, aint got no place to live C G I aint got no car, aint got no girl, aint got no love to give G B7 C A7 I aint got no faith, aint got no hope, aint got no God at all G D7 G But at least I got a friend in alcohol. Chorus: G F C F C G F Jesus aint my friend. Well that might be a sin. C F C G F C A7 D7 But I never heard from him or his dad G It makes me mad. Verse 2: G But dont be sad, cause I still have some things that I call mine C G I got my broken heart, broken dreams, unemployment line G B7 C A7 Hangovers, insomnia, in-vis-able walls G D7 G But at least I got a friend in alcohol. Chorus: G F C F C G F Jesus aint my friend. Well that might be a sin. C F C G F C A7 D7 But I never heard from him or his dad G It makes me mad. Closing: G D/F# Em C D Now my liver is going bad. Please dont take away C A7 D C the only friend I have G B7 C A7 I aint got no help and no way out, and I got no way in. G D7 G E7 Please dont take away my only friend. A D7 G C G D7 G Please dont take away my only friend.