Artist: They Might Be Giants Song: Santa's Beard Album: Lincoln Intro: ( C D G A ) Verse 1: C D G A Once a year my friend puts on a red suit C D G A and hangs around with me and my wife C D Em but lately I've been feeling jealous F G each time she climbs on his knee C D G A And she stands beneath the mistletoe screaming C D G A him to stand beneath the mistletoe screaming C D Em now I can't help but feeling jealous F G each time she climbs on his knee F G why must she climb on his knee Chorus: C D G I saw my baby wearing Santa's beard C D G she kissed him once and whispered in his ear C D G I saw my baby wearing Santa's beard Am F I wish he would Go he's breaking up mye ( C D G A ) Verse 2: She always had this twisted side to her but she'd never drag my name around town but lately she's been humming cheating songs and I't like that fat guy around no I't like that fat guy around Chorus: I saw my baby wearing Santa's beard she kissed him once and whispered in his ear I saw my baby wearing Santa's beard I wish he would Go he's breaking up mye I saw my baby wearing Santa's beard Thrilling (Thrilling) Christmas (Christmas) Trembling fear I saw my baby wearing Santa's beard I wish he would Go he's breaking up mye Coda: C D G A D