Valerie Richard Thompson, from Daring Adventures Transcribed by phillip@phoenix.princeton.edu G (add 6 in Chuck Berry style) Valerie--You give me heart attack Valarie--you put me on the rack You say that I'm history, you say I'm nod Then you want to be two babes in the wood G D C Em That's what I call playing to the gallery Em D C G I'm wait wait waiting Valerie Valerie--She's a scarn here Valerie--She'sd in her ear A figure like this, lips like that Red fingernails, teeth like a cat She never getse till five orr or three I'm wait wait waiting Valerie Em I'm soft in the head, I give her hard cash G She spends all my money on junk and trash Em Nylon fur, plastic shoes D And fifty-seven things she's neverng to use D Never, never, neverng to use Valerie--you'reng to choke or drown Valerie--Why't you put thatn If you't get over this eating jag They'reng to take youe in ay bag I can't stand to see one more calorie I'm wait wait waiting Valerie Every time I turn my back She's round thener looking a crack It'sng to be the ruin of me I'm running on nervous energy Valerie--she want to move out of town Valerie--she want the moneyn She want leopard-skin this, tigerskin that Matching luggage, lipstick, hat I can't afford her on my salary I'm wait, wait, waiting Valerie