Battered and Broozed (Los Pacaminos)

от admin 28.05.2025

28.05.2025

Intro:

I got friends that are hard to refuse.

Theres Bud and theres Miller and theres Jack Daniels too.

Let's not forget Cuervo, hes long been my hero,

Theres Becks and Corona to name but a few

The sauce is my saviour, despite my behaviour

Its hard to resist a good brew.

But if I can get sober, Ill drag myself over

And well raise just a small glass or two

Chorus:

My livers been battered and bruised,

My head is all messed up and I'm so confused.

Tomorrow I'll give up the booze.

If I can get sober I'll drag myself over,

And pick up a 6-pack and drink it with you.

I couldn't drink more if I tried,
So how come each morning my mouth is so dry?
It got me to thinkin, if I stopped my drinkin
Would I be a more reasonable guy?

Some say stayin sober is like playin poker;
We all know well lose in the end.
Its true I'm no winner, I'm a miserable sinner,
Aint a lifestyle that I recommend

Repeat Chorus

The doctor said, Son heres the deal -
Your condition is one thats unlikely to heal.
I admire your style boy, but you live in denial boy.
I suggest you abandon your automobile.

Chorus 3:
My livers been battered and bruised
My head is all messed up and I'm so confused
Tomorrow I'll give up the booze
If I can get sober Ill drag my ass over,
And pick up a 6-pack and drink it with you.

When I get my car back, I'll pick up a 6-pack,
And drive myself over and drink it with you.