Down To The Old Pub Instead (Lynch Stephen)

Down to the Old Pub Instead
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by Stephen Lynch
from ^УSuреrнеrо^Ф (2002)

Got this from another site, but the words were incomplete so i filled in the
gaps...really good song! another irish classic lol! sorry the formattings a bit
screwed but thats how i found it. Credit to: Jon Cutright

not me!

INTRO:
G
 ^Ц 
D
 - 
C
 ^Ц 
D



VERSE 1:
G
                     
D

Lad it^Тs your duty to find you a lass
     
C
                        
D

with child-bearing hips and a pink supple ass
    
G
                     
D
                 
C
     
D

And make her you wife and love her with love so true
          
G
                     
D

Now, some rivers run high some rivers run low
         
C
                         
D

When her river runs red then she starting her flow
         
G
                       
D
                       
C
    
D

And it^Тs called menstruation and heres what I means to you
         
Em
                      
C

You will notice her bloomers are spartie? At first
      
G
                 
D

Stand back, her ovarian dams gonna burst
   
Em
                      
C

So don^Тт be afraid its a natural thing
     
G
                      
D

Just wind up some cotton and give her some string
C

Put the old linens on top of the bed
    
C
                        
D

get out of the house and go down to the old pub

  
G
     
D
   
C
   
D

instead.


VERSE 2:
       
G
                     
D

She^Тll retain her water her breasts will be tender
    
C
                         
D

And every third word that you say will offend her
    
G
                       
D
                     
C
      
D

Get out of the house and go  down to the old pub instead
           
G
                         
D

And she^Тll want to make love if you do youre a  fool
             
C
                  
D

Cause you^Тll only end up with a bloody ol tool
    
G
                    
D
                     
C
      
D

Get out of the house, down to the old pub instead
           
Em
                     
C

And she^Тll want you to sample the fruit of her loins
    
G
                         
D

But son it^Тll taste like some old rusty coins
   
Em
                          
C

So turn off the lights boy and take off your hat
    
G
                         
D

And drop to your knees say a prayer to st pat

     
C

Then he^Тll give you the strength to get out of the bed
        
C
                  
D

And for Ireland^Тs sake go down to the old pub

  
G
     
D
   
C
   
D

instead.


VERSE 3:
        
Em
                         
C

Now the pub is the place where the lads are a meeting
G
                            
D

When the moon^Тs full and the girls are a bleatin
    
Em
                        
C

The catholic, the protestant even the pagan
    
G
                          
D

The pub is the place when lady is raggin
   
C

So drink of your pint boys and thank your shamrocks
        
C

That as men folk we don^Тт have to bleed from our cocks
         
C

And that we can escape from the lady in red
        
C
                       
D

And get out of the house and go down to the old pub

e]------------3---
B]----------3-----
G]--------0-------
D]------0---------
A]----2-----------
E]--3-------------
  instead.

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