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Beelzeboss (Tenacious D)

		Intro: B5 C5 D5 E5 F#5 G5 A5 Bb5
 
 Bb5 A5         Bb5 A5 
I am complete!  

 Bb5 A5    A5 Bb5
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck! 
 
 Bb5 A5              Bb5 A5 
Yes you are fucked! Shit out of luck! 
 Bb5 A5  A5 Bb5          Bb5 A5
Now I'm complete and my cock you will suck! 
 Bb5 A5                   Bb5 A5 
This world will be mine, and you're first in line! 
 Bb5 A5             A5 Bb5       Bb5 A5    F#5  D5
You brought me the pick and now you shall both die! 
 
 B      D      F#                G
Waaait Waaait Waaait you mother-fucker 
 G            D        A
we challenge you to a rock off, 
 G           D                   A
Give us one chance to rock your socks off 
 
 B5    B5    B5
Fuck! fuck! Fuck! 
 D5        A5   B5
The Demon Code prevents me, 
 D5               A5       B5
From declining a rock-off challenge. 
 D5            A5     A           E
What are your terms? What is the ca-ha-hatch? 
 
 E
If we win, 
 E                  Am                  E
you must take your sorry ass back to hell 
 E                 Am   F  C   G   A
and also you will have to pay our rent 

 Am
AND WHAT IF I WIN? 

     G                                      
Then you can take Kage back to hell    
 
What!? 
 
Trust me Kage it's the only way 
 
What the fuck are you talkin about? 
                   C
To be your little bitch 
 
Fine! 
 B5                       C5  B5  D5  C#5 E5  Eb5 G5  F#5  B5
Let the rock off, begin! Hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah! 
 C5  B5  D5 C#5 E5 Eb5 G5 F#5  B5 
I'm the devil I love metal! 
 C5    B5   D5    C#5  E5 Eb5  G5 F#5 B5 
Check this riff, it's fucking tasty! 
 B5
I'm the Devil I can do what I want! 
 D5 
Whatever I 'got I'm 'gonna flaunt! 
 F#5                                           F#5 B5
There's never been a rock-off that I've ever lost! 
 B5
I can't wait to take Kage back to hell! 
 D5
I'm gonna fill him with my hot demon gel! 
 F#5                                         F#5 B5
I'll make him squeal like my scarlet pimpernel! 
 
 D5
NOOOO! c'mon Kage bring the thunder 

                 Gm                             Bb
There's just no way that we can win that was a masterpiece 

Listen to me- 
             D                              Gm
He rocks to hard because he's not a mortal man 
 
God dammit Kage, 
            Gm 
he's gonna make you his sex slave, 
            Bb
your gonna gargle Mayonnaise 

Noo 
           D                          Gm
Unless we bust a massive monster mama jam 
 
Dude, 
       Gm
we've been through so much shit 
 
   Eb
De-activated lasers with my dick 

 Bb                                D
Now it's time to blow this fucker down 
 Gm
c'mon Kage now it's time to blow doors down 
 Eb                         Bb           F
I hear you Jables now it's time to blow doors down 
 Gm
Light up the stage cuz its time for a showdown 
 Eb                             Bb         F
We'll bend you over then we'll take ya to brown town 
 Gm
Now we've got to blow this fucker down 
 Eb                       Bb          F
He's gonna rape me if we do not blow doors down 
 Gm
C'mon Kage cuz it's time to blow doors down 
 Eb               Bb           F
OOOOOOh (?) It's time for the black out 
 
        Gm              D
Hey educationer, Beelzeboss, 
              Bb                  D
we know your weakness our rocket-sauce 
             Gm                     D
we rock the cassbaw, and blow your mind 
           Bb                   D
we will defeat you, for all mankind 
               Gm                   D
you hold the scepter, we hold the key 
             Bb                F
you are the devil, we are the D 
 
            Gm            D
We are the D, We are the D 
            Bb            F
We are the D, We are the D 
            Gm            D
We are the D, We are the D 
        
            Bb            F
We are the D, We are the D 
           Gm             D    
We are the D, We are the D 
            Bb            F 
We are the D, We are the D 
           Gm             D 
We are the D, We are the D 
            Bb            F  G
We are the D, We are the D 
 
You guys are fuckin' lame. Come on Kage, You're comin with me! 
 G5 F5 G5 F5 G5 F5 G5 F5 G5 
Taste my lightning, fucker!  
 
Bb5 A5
No! 
 
Bb5 A5 Bb5
Ow! Fuck! 
 D5 
My Fuckin' horn! 
 D5
Oh no! 
 
 D5                    D C# D C# D C# D
From whence you came, you shall remain, 
 D C# D C# D C# D C# D C# D C# D
until you are, complete again! 
 
 C5 B5 D5 C#5 E5 Eb5 G5 F#5 C5 B5 D5 C#5 
Nooooooo!   
 E5       Eb5   G5           F#5 
Fuck you Kage, and Fuck you Jables! 
 G5   F#5      G5 F#5 G5 F#5 Ab5  D5 Dm
I'll get you, Tenacious D!